Lacan for Masochists: The Course That Hurts So Good
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Destroy Your Certainty for Just $20 (Your Therapist Charges Way More)
Finally, a Philosophy Course That Admits It's Trying to Confuse You
Look, we could pretend this course will make you smarter, happier, or more successful. But that would be dishonest, and frankly, beneath us. Instead, we're offering you something much more valuable: the opportunity to pay money to feel intellectually inadequate in the comfort of your own home.
What You'll Get (Or Won't Get, Depending on How You Look at It)
❌ What This Course ISN'T:
- A path to enlightenment (try yoga)
- Going to improve your life (probably)
- Written in plain English (c'est français, bébé)
- A joke (surprisingly)
âś“ What This Course ACTUALLY IS:
- 7 modules of premium-grade confusion AND real education
- A legitimate introduction to Lacanian psychoanalysis (somehow)
- The intellectual equivalent of a cold shower that actually teaches you something
- Your chance to sound pretentious at parties (with actual knowledge to back it up)
- A real academic engagement with one of the 20th century's most influential thinkers
- An excuse to tell people you're "working through some Lacanian concepts" (and actually mean it)
Limited Time Offer: Just $20
That's less than:
- One session with a therapist (who you'll need after this)
- A nice bottle of wine (which you'll also need after this)
- Three overpriced lattes (caffeine won't help you understand Lacan)
- A single academic textbook (that would explain this worse)
- What university students pay per hour for the same confusion
HEY, I'M SOPHIA!
I am a philosophy student who created the “Cogito Ergo Nope!” series after surviving three consecutive semesters of incomprehensible philosophy seminars. What began as snarky study guides to help my fellow students actually understand what they were supposedly learning has evolved into a cult hit series that explains complex philosophical ideas without the academic pretension.
What’s the course format?
Do I actually get lifetime access, or is this one of those marketing lies?
Is there a money-back guarantee?
ENROLL NOW – SUFFER EDUCATIONALLY
For just $20, you can transform from someone who doesn't understand Lacan to someone who doesn't understand Lacan but has actual theoretical knowledge about why.