Prepare to Pay for Your Own Confusion

What You're Getting Yourself Into

For the low, low price of $20 (less than your therapist's parking fee), you get:

• Full access to Lacan for Masochists — Sophia Blackwell's sarcastically educational journey through psychoanalytic hell. (7 modules of pure intellectual masochism)
• Lifetime access to all course materials (which you'll need, because understanding Lacan takes approximately one lifetime)
• Actual knowledge of Lacanian psychoanalysis (hidden beneath layers of snark like your unconscious beneath layers of repression)
• The ability to drop terms like "objet petit a" and "jouissance" at dinner parties (results may vary, friends not included)

The Price of Enlightened Confusion

$20. Once. That's it.

No recurring nightmares (except the philosophical kind). No hidden fees lurking in your unconscious. The only thing that repeats endlessly is your desire for what you can't have.

Important (The Big Other Commands You to Read This)

Once you enroll, you'll receive an email confirmation faster than you can say "the unconscious is structured like a language." If it doesn't appear in your inbox within a few minutes, check your Spam or Promotions folder — even email filters are trapped in the Symbolic order and make mistakes.

Technical note: You'll receive login credentials and can start your descent into confusion immediately. The course is self-paced because rushing through Lacan is like speed-running a nightmare — technically possible but why would you?