Affiliate Program
Because Misery Loves Company—and We Pay You for It
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So you want to spread the gospel of Nopeism and get paid for it? Bold choice. Here’s the deal: you get 50% commission every time some poor soul you referred decides to ruin their life (and improve it) by buying one of the courses on this site.
The Details (a.k.a. the boring fine print):
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Commission: 50% of whatever your referral actually paid. If they bought during a sale, congrats—you get 50% of the discounted price. That’s math.
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Payment: We pay you via PayPal ONLY. If you don’t have PayPal, you’re out of luck. We’re philosophers, not a bank.
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Schedule: Paid on the first day of each month, after we deduct refunds (because some people can’t handle the truth). The affiliate program company pushes the money out. Basically, if you make a sale in September, you get paid October 1st.
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Tracking: Once you’re manually approved (yes, by a human being), you’ll get a shiny Share Link in your dashboard. That link drops a cookie into your victim’s—I mean customer’s—browser for 90 days. If they buy in that time on the same browser, you get paid. If they don’t, you don’t. Don’t overthink it.
What You Cannot Do (seriously, don’t try it):
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No cheating yourself a discount. If you use your own Share Link to “save” money, we’ll revoke your access, keep your money, and laugh while doing it. I may even send you a picture of me using your money to buy a $20 Latte at Starbucks.
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No hate, no bigotry, no porn sites. If your link shows up somewhere gross, your account will be deleted faster than Derrida could say “diffĂ©rance.” We have ways to make sure the links arent shared on nefarious sites.Â
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No spam. Don’t spray your link like confetti into strangers’ inboxes. It’s illegal, annoying, and will get you banned.
What You Can Do (yay, permission!):
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Share your link on social media (unless it’s the cesspool variety we already mentioned).
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Email it to your list—but only if they actually signed up for your list. (Consent matters. Philosophy 101.)
Ready to Sell Your Soul for 50%?
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New Affiliates, Apply Here:
👉 https://nopeism.com/affiliate_users/sign_up -
Existing Affiliates, Log In Here:
👉 https://nopeism.com/affiliate_users/sign_in
