Congratulations, You’re Stuck in a Time Loop
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Nietzsche's Eternal Recurrence 101 with Sophia Blackwell
Life is already repetitive enough: alarms, bills, awkward small talk, the crushing realization that you peaked in high school. Nietzsche’s Eternal Recurrence is basically that, except it’s not just Mondays. It’s everything. Forever.
In this course, bestselling author Sophia Blackwell (Cogito Ergo Nope! Series) takes you by the trembling hand and drags you through Nietzsche’s cheeriest idea: that you will live this life, down to the stubbed toes and failed relationships, on infinite repeat.
Sound horrifying? Good. That means you’re paying attention.
What You’ll Get in this VIDEO (Besides Existential Nausea):
- A guided tour through Nietzsche’s big bad idea — explained in plain English, with sarcasm sharp enough to shave with.
- The “Heaviest Weight” thought experiment — the demon’s pitch that will either inspire you to affirm life… or crawl into bed forever.
- Origins & influences — because Nietzsche didn’t invent time loops, he just made them fashionable.
- Modern parallels — from Groundhog Day to True Detective, see how pop culture keeps stealing Nietzsche’s homework.
- Bitter laughs and brutal honesty — you’ll walk away smarter, more cynical, and maybe slightly more prepared to scream “YES!” at your fate.
Who This Is For:
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Anyone who secretly enjoys suffering but wants a fancy philosophical justification for it.
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Philosophy newbies who want to understand Nietzsche without learning German or growing a tragic moustache.
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Cynics, overthinkers, and anyone who thought “YOLO” was a dumb slogan.
The Only Thing Not Recurring: The Price
This loop of torment only costs $20. That’s it. One payment. No subscriptions, no scams—because frankly, you already have lifetime access to your life, and you’re stuck with it forever.
Enroll Now – $20
HEY, I'M SOPHIA!
I am a philosophy student who created the “Cogito Ergo Nope!” series after surviving three consecutive semesters of incomprehensible philosophy seminars. What began as snarky study guides to help my fellow students actually understand what they were supposedly learning has evolved into a cult hit series that explains complex philosophical ideas without the academic pretension.
What’s the course format?
Do I actually get lifetime access, or is this one of those marketing lies?
Is there a money-back guarantee?
 ENROLL IN ETERNAL RECURRENCE 101
Just starting your philosophical doom spiral? This IS the right course for you and ONLY a $20 one-way ticket to design the perfect existential crisis—and yes, the only thing not recurring is the payment.